2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
