So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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