First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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