Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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