We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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