What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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