hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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