well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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