if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I AM VODKA MAN
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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