Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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