She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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