Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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