insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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