am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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