Sry I called you an 8
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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