We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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