Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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