where am i from again
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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