what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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