fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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