ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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