...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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