Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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