big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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