Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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