New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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