Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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