Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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