Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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