Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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