you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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