Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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