I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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