I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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