i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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