If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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