I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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