I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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