If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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