At least make sure they are 18
Why
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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