what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the high leading the old right now
he's gonorrhea incarnate
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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