She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drake has all the answers
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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