Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm just crazy horny about you
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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