Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my sisters under your porch take her home
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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