Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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