some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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