we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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