No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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