well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Can you bring me the toilet please
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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