Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
vagina is talking i cant
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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