Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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