Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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