...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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