Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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