your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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